Float On.

Why yes, we did tie-dye our own shirts and boxer/briefs. Doesn't everyone?

Just before the float. Suh Essited.

shake your money maker
bootylicious
rump-shaker
nice bum, where you from
and then there is McKay.. with his hand down his pants. epic fail.

Floating the river was freezing/fun. But we do miss our fourth playmate. Not the same without you Bubba.

Ticky. Tacky. Texas.

Image of myself. Humidity = Shar's hair in a perma-pony. A side one, of course.

Yes, I am totally fondling Jennifer Aniston. Who wouldn't?

I tried getting his number, he shafted me.

Shar loves diet coke. Maybe too much? This here can was given to me by a flight attendant and I carried it around with me for a day. Yes, for an entire day. Best diet coke I've consumed.

I love my Stephy so much.

He tried to use his tongue. Gross. I hate you frog.

Kor, Kor came to visit from Austin. We ate delicious foods. Watched a deliciously funny movie. And slept on a deliciously firm air mattress.

Great and spacious buildings in downtown Houston.

Texas is always a treat. Who knew?

7.22.86

Kor had some beautiful flowers delivered from Austin!

Bought me a filthy gipsy scarf.

My sister is super, smokin' hot.

Stef and McKay made me a crown. They are professional crown makers.

We is suh hot.

Torta es Yummy!

There are no words.

Again, no words. I don't know WTF I am doing... Maybe I peed a little?

Cohen. The cutest two year old alive.

About to eat my face off.

My friend Corie bought me this bitchin' shirt. Love. Her. To. Death.

Birthday was a success. I love my family and friends.

2+2=5

The Jump.

I wish there was a name for this sweet trick...

Utah Lake+Bike+Jump= Weird Fishes/Arpeggi

i <3 pubs.

I am going to Texas! Hotness. Humidity. Hoodrats.
Here I come George W.

i really like the color turquoise.

I need an adventure. And happy people to come along.

Vaygus.

At the bellagio brunch Before we saw LOVE

Fatties. Gross.
Freaking LOVE was amazing.

I love me some Johnny Depp.

Bellagio freak show, I mean water show.

Some creepers.

I am glad I found Kory this purple shirt :)

The Thompsons are good people.


I forget where this was, Kory took this.

Vegas was a blast! Good company. Good food. Good shopping. Other good stuff...

Two Birds...

By Regina Spektor. Great song.

What is your wire?

bracelets and such

i enjoy everything about them. i enjoy making them, buying them, wearing them, giving them. they are each very special. it's always sad when one falls off or has to get cut off because you hold a garden snake and it pee's on you and even though you tried washing it the smell never ever comes out... damn the bad luck.

Mckay, Stef and I made anklets. I wouldn't say Mckay fails at it... but he failed. We took this picture in my office! Ha ha.

Unforeseen events…

You really never know what life will bring. I was certain of my future. Now I am not.

My new five year plan

Buy this beauty. It is $8,500. The best part: it's solar paneled.
I am just going to drive. No agenda. Just me and my dogs... and turtle.

Proof Satan Exists

Because of shoes like these.

I don't care how old you are, never okay.

I hate Sarah McLachlan...

how stupid could I be

a simpleton could see

that you're no good for me

but you're the only one I see

Elephants ARE bigger than the moon.